Message: If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, it was never meant to be...
The New Versions....
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone, set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, commit suicide for her.
Optimistic:
If you love someone, set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until she comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone, set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Physician:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than
the force or the angle of collision betweeen two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free, she'll evolve.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free. SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, deal! If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT!".
Insurance agent:
If you love someone, Show her the plan...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!
Mathematician:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X) ) x 5Y^
(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.